sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??
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I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
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Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
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Whenever I try to impress someone: